Tuesday, December 30, 2008

it's little bit hairy

Well friends I am physically quite alright..back in mumbai .. cooked chicken myself and believe me chicken without chilly is not that bad ..rather quite good may be I am having chicken after long time so it tested even better ..anyway coming to my hairy story ..( off topic never use a MAC it sucks big time ..and u might have guessed by now I am using my friend's MAC and I feel like throwing it ) anyway sorry for loosing the track a bit ..so there i was cleaning meat before cooking  and found something like hair ..of course that's not quite pleasing ..so I began to think why we have hair ..well I understand why we have hair on our head ...but what about other hairy regions ..for example beard .. fuck I hate shaving every 3rd day ( well ideally i should every 2nd day) ..but honestly what's the use ..I have never heard any girls saying oh darling ur rough cheek is so sexy please rub with mine .. yes I can sense some of u protesting  ..there is one theory that it makes u look more manly ..honestly do u think so ..give me break ..I don't think it has anything to do to boost one's manliness. U have better organs for that ;) anyway still may be it gives some guys better look ..so may be it has some use ..but what about pubic hair ..well for girls( or should I say ladies) I can think of one reason ..may be it's to protect their soft world ..though If I were God I would have designed something less hairy for protection .. but that's another story ..why the hell guys have hair down there .. I can not imagine any way it can give any protection to our vital organ ..on the contrary if you are little bit less careful while trimming Mr J W Bush u might hurt your Johnson ( some kid used that word in some movie :D) ...so u know I was really curious ..so I went to wikipedia .. unfortunately it could not provide me any valid reason ..but my visit was not as useless as I guessed it would be ..It had a section on style ..lemme give you little bit of the glimpse of the style section .
"The modification of pubic hair can also be considered a statement about one's style or personal lifestyle as can leaving it unmodified. The fashion designer Mary Quant was notably proud that her husband trimmed hers into a heart shape"
There are many more styles .. natural, trimmed, triangle, landing strip, Chaplin mustache,  Brazilian waxing, Fauxhawk, Mohawk, The Butch, The Bull .. 

so many styles and I was daring to say it was useless.. forgive my fashion sense :P!!!
Anyway moral of the story ... "one love" is a bullshit song.. our bollywood has a better one ..

Kahin zhulf ka badal o ho,
Kahin rangili aachal aa haa,
Kahin hoat gulabi o ho,
Kahin chaal sharabi aa haa,
Kahin aankh lagadi o ho,
Kahin jism ki khushboo aa haa,
Kahin narma nigahe.n o ho,
Kahin gori bahe.n aa haa,

Haa yaha.n kadam kadam par lakho.n haseenayen hai, so never listen to one love .. :D


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